pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse)

loki-iago:

 

hermione771:

ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

John Green, you are going to regret this sooooo much….

skiinnysuicide:

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

What

When contempating a $15.00 purchase

10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap

20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money